Copper Coated Microchip Implant Allows Isis Terrorist to speak to Allah!

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The Implant is specifically designed to be injected in to the forehead. When properly installed it will instantly allow the terrorist to speak to Allah. The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection.

No anesthetic is required. The implant is likely to be painless.

The side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may incur at the injection site. In most cases it is not noticeable.


The microchip comes in various sizes; generally from .223 to .50 cal.

Please enjoy the security provided for you by the Armed Forces of the United States of America.

Best regards,






Forwarded by: “The Coach”, Contributing Editor

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7 thoughts on “Copper Coated Microchip Implant Allows Isis Terrorist to speak to Allah!”

  1. Also, NO CHARGE TO THE RECIPIENT. Compliments (For the most part) from the American Tax Payer.
    Step right up ….. this won’t hurt a bit.

  2. I’ve been saying this for years…and medical science has proved it. If the “implant” has been properly done…it WILL cure the most stubborn case of “islamitis”. They want to talk to allah…we can arrange the meeting.


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